Haiku Contest

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If you check out A.B. Vidal's blog on the front page of the gnarls barkley site, you'll see that they've started a haiku contest. The haikus have to be about pineapples, solitude, or both.
here was my best effort:

the loneliest one
a fruit without any friends
spikes drive them away

Post yours here and in the comments! Can't wait to see what some of you funny people can come up with...